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Content Quantum Bogo Sort QuantumBogoSort a quantum sorting algorithm which can sort any list in O(1), using the "many worlds" interpretation of quantum mechanics It works as follows: 1. Quantumly randomise the list, such that there is no way of knowing what order the list is in until it is observed. This will divide the universe into O(n!) universes; however, the division has no cost, as it happens constantly anyway. 2. If the list is not sorted, destroy the universe. (This operation is left as an exercise to the reader.) 3. All remaining universes contain lists which are sorted.

Content JavaScript Java Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. Dumbasses made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io They're the same picture.

Content INTERVIEWER: Write a program to sort the array ME: arr 11, 3,4, 21 arr.sortl) INTERVIEWER:

Content Hey, do atheists go to hell? No How about Weh Develovers who replace CTRLF with their own search? Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell All the way down. Good, good. That makes me happy.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute DELUSION of non-tech people thinking their programmer boyfriends are elite hackers who can destroy digital worlds! Meanwhile, the so-called "hacker boyfriend" is frantically Googling "how to declare variables in HTML" — which is LITERALLY like asking how to put water in a toaster! HTML doesn't even HAVE variables! It's a markup language! The boyfriend is so far from hacking anything he's basically trying to teach a potato to sing opera! 💀

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