Life as a 10+ YOE software developer

Content Aaron Fullerton AaronFullerton Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. NEWS The New Yorker In Japan, an A.I. system designed to distinguish croissants from bear claws has turned out to be capable of identifying cancer cells. nOw 12:15 PM 18 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone 23K Retweets 758 Quote Tweets 149K Likes

Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than the words "sprint planning." That bear thinks it's scary, but little does it know the true horror of sitting through two hours of story point arguments, backlog grooming, and listening to the product manager explain why everything is "high priority." The real predators aren't in the woods—they're in the Jira board.

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The generational divide in tech has never been more savage! Old-timer dev with his magnificent beard is schooling these youngsters about the ancient art of coding without AI assistance. “ChatGPT? When I was your age I had to write my own code” hits different in 2024 when half of us are just prompt engineers now. It's like bragging about churning your own butter or hunting woolly mammoths. The irony? That senior probably copy-pasted from StackOverflow anyway. The tech cycle continues—today's juniors will someday lecture about the primitive days of having to type prompts instead of just thinking them.

Content me: love computers! love coding! this is my greatest passion me after 5 hours of coding:

Content Become a programmer because I have a great idea that will make me rich Become a programmer because one day I want to create printerOS (not a trademark) because I hate that I can't use the scanner without full ink cartridges! I can't ignore possible mistakes! I can't use cheap ink! I hate you HP! I hate you Canon! I hate you, the printer I paid for that doesn't do what I want !!!