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Content 2020: "everyone" goes home office BigTech: money goes brrrr 202122 BigTech: everyone back to office 202122 other companies: follows 202223 BigTech: less profits, mass layoffs also 202223 BigTech imaflip.com

Content What's your address? No, your local address. I mean your physical address. 173.168.15.10 127.0.0.1 29:01:38:62:31:58

Content You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows. what you are doing.

Content Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run But it runs

Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Knowing how to do regex without looking it up on Google

Ah yes, the classic "how to learn coding in a single night" question. The answer? Just relocate to a place where "night" lasts six months. Problem solved with geographic loopholes instead of actual time management skills. The best part is the follow-up advice: "just Google it." Because apparently after traveling thousands of miles to the Arctic Circle, setting up your development environment in sub-zero temperatures, and dealing with polar bears, the groundbreaking strategy is... the same thing you could've done from your couch.