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Content 4. The LinkedIn influencer: Gold 2nd 3d No body: Linkedin Influencers: Yesterday I was walking to an interview. There was a starving dog on the road. I stopped to feed him missed the interview. The next day I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went. Then the interviewer came in. He was the dog. 00 432 15 Comments

Content ME, WHO PICKED JAVA AS MY FIRST LANGUAGE AFTER 1SPEND 15 MINUTES ON THIS SUB EMERG (chuckles) I'm in danger.

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Content CODE YOU THINK WILL COMPILE, COMPILES CODE YOU THINK WILL COMPILE, DOESNT COMPILE CODE YOU KNOW WON'T COMPILE, COMPILES

When someone says "Please follow protocol," normal people think of rules and procedures. But programmers? We immediately start wondering which protocol they're talking about! This meme brilliantly captures that moment with a menacing character surrounded by a chaotic swarm of networking and communication protocols - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, and many more. It's like the programmer's brain going into overdrive: "You want me to follow protocol? WHICH ONE OF THESE DEMONS DO YOU MEAN?!" The irony is perfect - while most people use "protocol" in a general sense, programmers live in a world where we juggle dozens of specific technical protocols daily. And let's be honest, choosing the wrong one can absolutely turn you into that terrifying creature in the image when your system inevitably crashes and burns. 😂