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Ah yes, because nothing fixes a codebase like having someone in cat ears cheering you on while you debug that race condition. Instead of better pay, work-life balance, or modern equipment, these companies decided "you know what would make our devs more productive? Having attractive women stand behind them while they stare at Stack Overflow all day." Next up: motivational speakers who whisper "have you tried turning it off and on again?" directly into your ear while you're trying to concentrate. The real 10x developer hack was cheerleaders all along! Who knew fixing that memory leak just needed some pom-poms and validation?

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Someone's been checking their bank account after buying that new M2 MacBook Pro and 4 different mechanical keyboards this month. Let's be real—the closest most of us get to being "sugar daddies" is splurging on premium GitHub tiers and paying for IDEs we could technically get for free. The brutal reality check that your $120K salary feels like minimum wage after rent in San Francisco and those AWS bills you forgot to turn off. Nothing says "wealthy bachelor" like eating ramen while debugging at 1AM because you can't afford both DoorDash AND that new RTX graphics card. Now get back to optimizing those algorithms instead of your dating profile. The only thing getting any attention tonight is your pull request.