I am the AI (OC)

Content "Oh, you're a software engineer? So you theme your terminal black and green just to show off?" You just insulted my entire race of people made, with mematie But ves.

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Content Airport WiFi: Expires Me: Changes my MAC -address Airport WiFi: I've never met this man in my life.

Content The entire global Al startup ecosystem OpenAl API

Content BRUSSHE "PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS WEBSITE USES BISCUITS TO IMPROVE USER EXPERIENCE

The brave warrior claims to "fear no man," but immediately cowers at the mention of "git rebase." And rightfully so! Rebasing rewrites commit history—like a time traveler stepping on a butterfly, you might accidentally create 47 merge conflicts and an alternate timeline where your project never existed. Senior devs break into cold sweats when forced to rebase a long-lived feature branch. The command should come with its own horror movie soundtrack and a dialog box that asks "Are you ABSOLUTELY certain? Your teammates might hunt you down."