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The revolutionary concept of actually reading documentation before asking for help. What sorcery is this? The distinguished frog gentleman represents that rare developer who took five minutes to check the docs instead of immediately posting "halp pls" on Stack Overflow with zero context. For those uninitiated, RTFM stands for "Read The F***ing Manual" - the ancient incantation senior devs whisper when juniors ask questions answered in paragraph one of the documentation.

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The ABSOLUTE DRAMA of modern tech! First frame: politely smiling through the pain as someone brags about their shiny new AI feature. Second frame: the DESPERATE PLEA that follows - "Now, show me how I disable it." Because nothing says "I trust your technology" like immediately wanting to turn it OFF! The eternal cycle of tech bros adding features nobody asked for while the rest of us frantically search for the off switch. It's not a bug, it's an unwanted feature! 💀

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HTML snuggled between actual programming languages like a cat between loaves of bread is the most accurate thing I've seen all week. Just chilling there with its markup tags, no variables, no functions, no compiler... yet somehow still invited to all the dev conferences. It's like that friend who can't code but still gets included in all the technical discussions because they bring snacks. "What's that? You can't handle logic? It's fine, you make pretty buttons."

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