How programmers comment their code...

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Romance has nothing on the sheer agony of a missing semicolon. While some poor soul loses sleep over a person, developers enter the special circle of debugging hell where we stare at perfectly fine-looking code for 96 hours straight, questioning our career choices, sanity, and the fundamental laws of the universe—all because we forgot to type a single character that's smaller than a fruit fly. The compiler doesn't care about your feelings; it just wants its damn semicolon.

Content CREATING A PASSWORD -Please enter your new password. "cabbage" -Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. "boiled cabbage" -Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. "1 boiled cabbage" -Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. "50stupidboiledcabbages -Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. "50STUPIDboiledcabbages" Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively. "50StupidBoiledCabbagesShovedUp YourArse, IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessimmediately -Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation. "NowlAmGetting ReallyPissedOff50StupidBoiled CabbagesShovedUpYourArselfYouDontGiveMe Accessimmediately -Sorry, that password is already in use.

The horror! The absolute existential dread of discovering your old code lurking in a production codebase. It's like opening a time capsule filled with questionable life choices and embarrassing fashion statements, except this one can crash servers. Every developer has that moment of "who wrote this garbage?" followed by the soul-crushing realization that you are the author of said garbage. The code you wrote six months ago might as well have been written by your evil twin who hates documentation and future-you specifically. The box isn't just holding code—it's containing your shame, your technical debt, and that "temporary" solution that somehow survived three major releases. Touch it? You'd rather stick your hand in a blender. At least the blender would be honest about its intentions.

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