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The eternal struggle of our people. Just like vampires hiss at sunlight and Superman cowers from kryptonite, programmers recoil in horror at light-themed IDEs. Twenty years in this industry and I've never met a senior dev who willingly uses light mode. Our eyes have evolved to thrive in the darkness of basement offices and midnight debugging sessions. White backgrounds? That's for interns and management who code once a year. The rest of us prefer our screens like our coffee - dark and keeping us alive through questionable life choices.

Rust is that helicopter parent who freaks out if you're 0.001 seconds late for curfew. "What do you MEAN your integer is 1 bit different? I'm literally going to crash this entire program right now!" Meanwhile, Python is that chill uncle who lets you drink beer at 16. "Oh, you want to convert a floating point number into a Toyota car object? Sure thing, kiddo! What could possibly go wrong? We'll figure it out at runtime!" And that's why half of us are in therapy and the other half are debugging production crashes at 3 AM.

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The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again. In the middle, the 68% majority just want a text editor that works without drama. Meanwhile, at both extremes of the IQ spectrum, we have the "VSCode is just simpler" crowd who can't be bothered to learn keyboard shortcuts. Then there's the crying Vim zealot, tears streaming down their face while screaming about efficiency and how Electron is bloated. And somewhere in the shadows, VSCodium users silently judge everyone while using essentially the same editor but without Microsoft's telemetry. The irony is delicious.