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Content John Doe JohnDoeDev Have you ever noticed that programming is just like taking a shower? At first, you don't want to get in, but once you do, you never want to get out.

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The eternal dance between developers and regex—a cryptic language that might as well be ancient runes. When ChatGPT spits out a working regex that looks like someone headbutted a keyboard, what do we do? Copy-paste that mystical incantation and back away slowly. It's the modern equivalent of summoning a demon—you don't need to understand the Latin, you just need the spell to work. And when it does? Pure dopamine. That smug satisfaction of solving a problem without actually understanding the solution is programming at its finest. Future you will hate present you when that regex breaks in six months. But that's a problem for future you, who is, quite frankly, a bit of a buzzkill anyway.

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Content 1Got Rejected from every FANG - Here are the Rejection Emails. Email 1; Google Hello Sebastian Carlos, Thank you for your application to our company. We are ok with you using Bing in your personal life, but there was no need to bring it up so many times during your interview. Also, we do not think that "The Matrix is real and we are all living in it" is an acceptable belief to have as one of our software engineers. We have decided to go with another candidate for this position. Thank you for your time, Google HR