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Content This technique for appraising developers was subsequently dropped, but some senior engineers in banking say it's not as bad as it looks. One executive director in the engineering team of a US bank says lines of code (LOC) are an important part of the calculus when appraising a developer's competency and the value of keeping himher. "Almost always, top performers have a high LOC count relative to the team or a high number of projects contributed to. Low performers tend to have low LOC relative to the team," he says. Other methods of measuring the quality of engineers have been tried, but they haven't always succeeded. JPMorgan, for example, introduced a system called BlueOptima to monitor the efficiency of its developers in late 2019, but it was discontinued after complaints. After plugging in a productivity analytics platform' for its developers, Credit Suisse showcased the following chart in its long-forgotten 2017 investor day presentation. It suggests that a few top performing teams do most of the work.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of every software project ever! 😱 Someone mentions "Agile" and everyone nods enthusiastically while secretly implementing the most convoluted waterfall process known to mankind! It's like claiming you're on a diet while inhaling an entire chocolate cake! "We're doing Agile" they say, as they schedule 17 unnecessary meetings, create documentation nobody will read, and wait for sign-off from 37 different stakeholders. Honey, adding daily standups to your rigid, micromanaged death march doesn't make it Agile - it just makes it waterfall with EXTRA STEPS! The audacity! The delusion! The project management lies we tell ourselves!