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Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT EXCITEMENT THAT I INFORM YOU THAT DID MY FIRST GIT PUSH TODAY

Content rProgrammerHumor: People who only know Python: I've never met this operator in my life

Nobody in the history of programming has ever chosen an endianness based on performance. But choosing big endian because it "looks pretty" in a hex editor? That's the kind of arbitrary decision that haunts codebases for decades. Some dev probably made this call back in 2003 and now there's an entire team maintaining compatibility layers for it. For the uninitiated: endianness determines how bytes are ordered in memory. Little endian (0x01 0x02 0x03 0x04) reads as 0x04030201, while big endian reads naturally as 0x01020304. Absolutely nobody cares until you need to transfer data between systems, then suddenly everyone cares very much .

Content lauraheckman 1h ... Twitter is now threatening to sue Meta claiming they have "engaged in systematic, willful, and unlawful misappropriation of Twitter's trade secrets and other intellectual property." "Over the past year, Meta has hired dozens of former Twitter employees. Twitter knows that these employees previously worked at Twitter; that these employees had and continue to have access to Twitter's trade secrets and other highly confidential information... ALL PROGRAMMERS EVERYWHERE

The ultimate programmer's Uno reverse card. Asking ChatGPT not to copy code is like asking a chef not to use recipes. The brutal truth is none of us write truly "original" code anymore—we're all just remixing Stack Overflow answers with varying degrees of confidence. At least AI is honest about its plagiarism.

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