Every new dev hire onboarding

Content The funny The professional variable name sounding variable I gave name for production

Content Always had been So, the documentation has to be read?

Content CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT LOG IN alabaster1996 username ....... password is taken by Hanklus sucoested: Impr123 Jmpr121 12Jmpr! remember me verify password

Content Me: having back pain and I don't know why Also me when debugging

Content Using Jira doesn't make you agile If those project managers could read, they'd be very upset.

Content My Tech Lead just hired a bunch of juniors... this is what I had to review today: X yasss queen std; squad VibeSquad highkey: mysoul vibeCheck() solid; mysoul chillaxIt () dis-maschlong moar; ggez; protecc: : schlong maschlong mood shade; mysoul VibeSquad: vibeCheck() solid vibecheck (nocap) spilltea tome "Vibes are good!" slap; nah vibecheck (cap) spilltea tome "Vibes are not good!" slap; nah spilltea tome "Dude..." slap; yeet thicc ick;