Do you even indent bro? Outsourced some code to India :(

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The database race starts with such optimism. OLTP and OLAP swimming confidently in their lanes, NoSQL feeling quirky but making progress, and VectorDB just happy to be included. Fast forward to reality: a negative balance that would make your bank manager cry, deadlocks freezing everything, joins that mysteriously don't work, and indexes still building since the Carter administration. It's like watching Olympic swimmers turn into drowning toddlers as soon as production traffic hits. And yet tomorrow we'll all convince ourselves "this time will be different."

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Ah, nothing says "ready for the job market" like optimizing a drug dealing algorithm during a technical interview. LeetCode has officially jumped the shark with this one. The problem is literally asking you to maximize profits from selling crack to junkies with different budgets. Someone in HR is definitely getting fired today. The funniest part? It's actually just a standard greedy algorithm problem dressed up as a felony. Sort the junkies by willingness to pay, sell to the highest bidders first, and boom—you've optimized your criminal enterprise while demonstrating your CS fundamentals. Ten years of experience just to become a virtual drug kingpin. Computer science degrees are really paying off these days.

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