Do you even indent bro? Outsourced some code to India :(

Ah, the classic developer defense mechanism. When family asks what you actually do all day, it's easier to wave a hand mysteriously than explain why you spent four hours debugging a missing semicolon. The truth is we're just frantically Googling error messages and praying Stack Overflow stays online. But "mysterious and important" sounds way better than "I stared at compiler errors until my eyes bled, then celebrated fixing a bug by creating three more."

The ultimate statistical irony: a bell curve meme about bell curves that perfectly follows... a bell curve. You've got the low-IQ folks who think bell curves are funny because "haha, pretty graph go brrr," the high-IQ intellectuals who appreciate bell curves for the exact same reason, and the middle-of-the-curve galaxy brains screaming "BAN BELL CURVES!!1!" with the intensity of someone who just discovered their entire codebase uses tabs instead of spaces. The distribution of opinions about bell curves literally forms a bell curve, and that's the kind of recursive humor that keeps me going through sprint planning meetings.

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