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The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect tweet. When building systems, we're philosophical zen masters preaching about complexity and inevitable failures. But the moment Netflix buffers for 3 seconds? Instant rage-monster questioning humanity's competence. Nothing exposes our hypocrisy faster than being on the user side of someone else's 99.9% uptime.

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Content When you work on a game for 5 years and only 7 people buy it Fuck this, i'm selling meth

Content I WANT TO BE a good programmer PRETEND YOU'RE a good programmer WHEN DO I STOP PRETENDING? NEVER

Measuring developer productivity by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. The irony here is delicious – the engineers who write the most elegant, efficient code that handles critical infrastructure like security and performance probably wrote the fewest lines. Good security code is minimal and precise. Meanwhile, the person who copy-pasted 10,000 lines from Stack Overflow to make a button slightly rounder just got promoted to Chief Engineer. The tech industry's equivalent of promoting surgeons based on how many incisions they make rather than how many patients survive.