Couldnt Be Me

Content 8 a al 67 12:53 AM Katie Ya ever need tech support tho. real shit I can give you family friends discount. That's lot lit After all you can't spell lit without IT You wanna get married? Depends, how good's your memory? Because I'd like my future spouse to RAM me I can RAM you if you give me access to yours programs backdoor Take me to your 127.0.0.1 and I'II give you sudo access I'm in Toronto for reading week so you might have to VPN in Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them! Haha you keep this up and my floppy drive is gunna turn into a hard drive. I'd roleplay like a faulty server and go down on you

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Content CHOP CHOP AARGH WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD ? WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP? THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH. THiS IS BRIDGE GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.

Content When you suddenly find out how much your PM earns: 1 go to Project Management

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Two fish cops showing a ticket for a "git merge conflict... 9999 lines" while Patrick Star looks horrified with "VIBE CODERS" caption. Nothing kills the coding flow faster than a massive merge conflict. Just another Monday where your weekend project collides with what your coworker pushed Friday at 4:59pm. Time to either become a farmer or spend the next 8 hours deciding which curly brace belongs where.