Copying the code is also an art....🤪

Content What is your idea of a perfect date. DDMMYYYY, other formats can be really confusing. You will die single.

Spent four hours debugging why your function returns undefined only to realize you never actually called it? Classic. This is the programming equivalent of yelling at your TV remote before noticing it has no batteries. The transformation from rage monster to sheepish realization is the universal developer journey. Ten years in the industry and I still do this at least once a sprint.

The heroic tale of spending 3 weeks documenting your microservice architecture in Confluence with 47 diagrams and 12,000 words, only to discover your teammates haven't even clicked the link. Documentation in the wild: simultaneously essential and completely ignored. The digital equivalent of shouting architecture patterns into the void while your colleagues continue deploying to production with comments like "// will fix later" and "// don't touch this or everything breaks".

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THE ETERNAL ZOMBIE LANGUAGE THAT REFUSES TO DIE! 💀 For THREE DECADES developers have been screaming "PHP is dead!" while frantically pushing the next hot framework. ColdFusion! ASP.NET! Ruby on Rails! Django! NextJS! Each one supposedly hammering the final nail in PHP's coffin. Meanwhile, PHP is just sitting there, powering like 78% of the internet, sipping tea and planning its 30th birthday party. The ultimate comeback story! The cockroach of programming languages that survives every nuclear framework bomb dropped on it! And the irony? We're still typing

Content is it possible to install two programming languages? 010 81 nO Like Comment 85 comments Share Tristram Cox Nope. You have to have a computer for each language. Computer programmers who work in multiple languages need desks around 15 metres long