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Content Florin Pop - florinpop1705 Yes, I am a programmer. No, I do not install Windows and drivers. No, I don't know what's the best laptop for you. No, I do not know why your internet is laggy. I'm sorry. I'm just a programmer. 8:48 PM Dec 8, 2019 Twitter Web App

Content when you meet a girl that is programmer like you but she is a C developer and you are a frontend developer But she's a princess, and you'te an... ogre

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of tech recruiters expecting you to be a full-stack developer, DevOps engineer, database administrator, AND UX designer all rolled into one mythical unicorn creature! 🦄 They're out here posting job listings that require you to master 17 different technologies spanning from backend databases to frontend frameworks, PLUS Kubernetes orchestration, with 10+ years experience in a framework that was released 3 years ago! And all for the generous salary of "competitive" (read: barely covers your coffee addiction). The brutal truth? They have NO IDEA what these technologies actually do or how they relate. They just copy-paste buzzwords from other job listings and call it a day. Honey, Postgres and React are not interchangeable skills - they're from completely different UNIVERSES! 💅

Content Microsoft Will No Longer Sell Windows 10 Product Keys OH NO! ANYWAY

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Ah, the classic tech executive playbook: First, fire a third of your engineering team. Then, host a high-profile interview that everyone will want to watch. Finally, act surprised when your remaining skeleton crew can't handle the traffic spike. It's like removing three wheels from your car and then wondering why it can't complete a cross-country road trip. The distributed denial of service isn't from hackers—it's from your own distributed denial of common sense.