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The classic regex lifecycle in three simple steps: start with one problem, apply regex thinking it's the solution, end up with two problems. And yes, the plural of regex is absolutely "regrets" – a truth universally acknowledged by anyone who's ever tried to debug a pattern that worked perfectly in the testing tool but somehow fails spectacularly in production. It's like watching someone reach for regex to parse HTML. You want to stop them, but it's already too late. Their soul now belongs to the matching group demons.

Content CH C needed a class, so Added a class? I need I just simply added it to create header files! A class? need functions! S Assembly You guys are getting functions?

Content I HAVE DROPPED THE DATABASE BUT DON'T WORRY, I MADE A SCREENSHOT YOU MEAN SNAPSHOT SNAPSHOT, RIGHT?

Content C'mon, do something... A function I forgot to call

Content I AM A DEVELOPER. NO WAY. I AM A DEVELOPER! DOES THAT MAKE US BEST FRIENDS!? NO. OH. BECAUSE BEING A DEVELOPER IS ONLY PART OF WHO WE ARE AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER? YES... THAT'S WHY. php Little Porpoise

Content me trying to fix something some guy on STACKOVERFLOW 13 years ago who had the same problem as me