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Leave your PC unattended for 5 seconds and suddenly you've got a Cat Processing Unit with 9 lives of RAM. Runs great until it decides to chase the mouse cursor. Supports purr-allel processing but frequently causes unexpected kernel panics. Worst part? The fuzzy little heat sink keeps trying to sleep on the motherboard.

The bell curve of developer intelligence has spoken: only the truly enlightened (bottom 0.1% and top 0.1%) understand that standalone binaries are superior, while the mediocre 68% in the middle are screaming about containerized environments like they've discovered fire. It's the perfect illustration of how software development fashion works - the beginners and masters quietly compile to binaries while everyone with average intelligence overcomplicates deployment with Docker manifests, Kubernetes configs, and seventeen layers of abstraction just to run "Hello World." The cosmic joke? Those containers are ultimately running binaries anyway. Full circle, but with extra steps.