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i South Korea All South Koreans to become younger as traditional age system scrapped June will mark end of system that deemed newborns to be a year old, with a year added every 1 January Justin McCurry in Tokyo and agencies Fri 9 Dec 2022 10.27 GMT South Korea is to scrap its traditional method of counting ages and adopt the international standard - a change that that will knock one or two years off people's ages on official documents but could take time to seep into daily life. ProdrammerHumor.io

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