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Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Replying to iamdevloper A journalist asked a programmer:- What makes code bad? No comment. 6:16 PM - 20 Jul 18 16 Retweets 71 Likes 17

Content Danny Thompson DThompsonDev 5h V 1 am helping someone learn the basics on HTML, they are in my local community. As he made his first Hello, World! He was excited! Then said "ok, this is easy. What do I type to make the whole website? 'Hello,site!'?" Someone is about to be real sad. Lol 96 17 150 1,011

The lifecycle of a C programmer in three Reddit posts: First: "Do you guys even like C?" - The honeymoon phase where you question your life choices after encountering your first segmentation fault. Then: "I'm beginning to like C" - Stockholm syndrome kicks in. You've accepted that memory management is your new unpaid part-time job. Finally: "How do you find libraries in C?" - The desperate plea of someone who's spent 6 hours trying to parse a JSON string without external help. Welcome to dependency hell, where the libraries are scarce and the documentation is optional.

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When your entire debugging strategy consists of choosing between * (dereference pointer) and & (address-of operator) buttons while having absolutely no clue what you're doing. The cold sweat is just a bonus feature that comes with C programming—no extra charge! Nothing says "I'm in control" like frantically toggling memory operators until your code magically compiles or your computer bursts into flames.