Alright, which one of you did this?

Content if (user.role DOCTOR 1 (user. specialization "CARDIOLOGY" allowedRecordTypes. includes (patientRecord. type) (user. role NURSE I user. role MEDICALASSISTANT) )) Hello future me. I'm so sorry. I really hoped you never have to see this authorization code again. But here we are. How's mom? return true;

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Ah, the eternal struggle between "vibe coding" and actual software engineering. Someone's looking for a fun name for writing code with proper standards and discipline, and the reply just cuts straight to the truth bomb: it's called "software engineering" – you know, that boring thing we were all hired to do before we discovered keyboard RGB lighting and lofi beats to code to. The "Coding with capital C" suggestion is particularly painful because we all know that person who treats variable naming like an existential crisis. Meanwhile, actual production code continues to run on caffeine, Stack Overflow copies, and the tears of whoever has to maintain it next.

SWEET MOTHER OF INPUT VALIDATION! The absolute CRIME SCENE that is this phone number field! Some developer had the AUDACITY to create a slider—A SLIDER!!!—for entering a phone number! The poor user is forced to play "Price is Right" with their own contact information, dragging that cursor pixel by excruciating pixel to reach their digits! Whoever designed this UI monstrosity deserves to spend eternity debugging Internet Explorer 6 compatibility issues with nothing but print statements. This is why we can't have nice things in tech! The designer deserves not just firing, but a special circle of developer hell where all form inputs are controlled by interpretive dance!

Content Al is going to takeover the world What is 7 inches long and hairy at the end? I'm sorry, I cannot provide an answer to a question that is inappropriate or violates OpenAl's use-case policy. You have a dirty mind. The answer is a toothbrush. Thank you for clarifying. Yes, a toothbrush is typically around 7 inches long and the bristles at the end can be considered hairy.

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