5 minutes in and people already yelling at my code

Content Humanity: Al is going to take over the world soon Al: HA) grilled cheese

Whoever designed this playground equipment clearly graduated from the same school as developers who write while True: with no exit condition. Just picture a bunch of exhausted kids pedaling in circles for eternity because nobody thought to add a break statement. The CPU of childhood joy running at 100% until snack time interrupts the process.

Content PULL REQUEST HEY! I ASSIGNED YOU TO A PULL REQUEST OK! ILL HAVE A LOOK GREAT I 326 FILES CHANGED MONKEYUSER.COM

Left side: The Olympic-level precision shooter with fancy tools representing project management apps like Notion, Airtable, Trello, and Slack. Right side: The middle-aged dude pointing a pistol like he's never held one before—that's you with your TODO.txt file sitting right on your desktop. Let's be honest—we've all downloaded those productivity apps, spent 6 hours setting them up, created 47 categories, color-coded everything... only to abandon them three days later for the trusty text file that just works. No syncing issues, no notifications, no subscription fees—just pure, unfiltered digital hoarding in plain text. Sophistication is overrated when chaos in a .txt file has never let you down.

Content Linked List data structures be like: I know a guy who knows a guy

Content OCam! C haskell ruby Erlang swift Boss RUST What the hell is this?