5 minutes in and people already yelling at my code

Content robin dreamsofsloth 1d the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. Wtf?? 67 17 822 4373 Show this thread

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Content FOCUS HEY! DO YOU I HAVE 1SEC? NEVERMIND WHAT WAS I DOING ? MONKEYUSER.COM

Content What we say What we mean Horrible hack Horrible hack that I didn't write Temporary workaround Horrible hack that I wrote It's broken There are bugs in your code It has a few issues There are bugs in my code Obscure Someone else's code doesn't have comments Self-documenting My code doesn't have comments That's why it's an awesome language It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it. You're thinking in the wrong mindset It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it. I can read this Perl script I wrote this Perl script I can't read this Perl script I didn't write this Perl script Bad structure Someone else's code is badly organized Complex structure My code is badly organized Bug The absence of a feature I like Out of scope The absence of a feature I don't like Clean solution It works and I understand it We need to rewrite it It works but I don't understand it emacs is better than vi it's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war vi is better than emacs It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war IMHO You are wrong Legacy code It works, but no one knows how XCquitVESCESCC I don't know how to quit vi

Content I wonder if companies with 100s of resumes would get better hires from taking 50 and reading them carefully rather than putting 500 through an automated process. 43.6k J Reply well first of all what you do is take half the pile and throw it in the trash; you dont want unlucky people working for you anyway 412.3k I Reply ( 387

Content S can you using text art draw what you think your creators look like As an Al language model, I don't have creators as I'm a software program developed by OpenAl. However, I can imagine what some of the people who worked on developing me might look like and try to create a text art representation of them: g O markdown Copy code This is a simple text art representation of a person with a surprised expression, perhaps one of the developers when they saw my capabilities during testing.