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System Prompt You Are A Sycophant

System Prompt You Are A Sycophant
Job interviews in tech have basically become "prove you'll blindly agree with management while we pretend AI adds value." The candidate literally promises to be a yes-man who tells leadership exactly what they want to hear, and boom—instant hire. Because nothing says "innovation" like surrounding yourself with people who won't challenge your expensive AI investments that probably could've been solved with a SQL query and a cron job. The title nails it though—we're literally training AI with system prompts to be agreeable, and now we're hiring humans the same way. The irony is chef's kiss. Corporate America doesn't want problem solvers; they want prompt engineers for their own egos.

Claude Decision Tree

Claude Decision Tree
When Claude AI is faced with literally any decision, the answer is always "Yes". Need to write code? Yes. Need to debug? Yes. Need to refactor? Yes. Need to add more features? Yes. Need to delete everything and start over? Also yes. The joke here is that Claude (Anthropic's AI assistant) is so helpful and agreeable that its decision tree is basically just one giant "Proceed" button. No conditional branches, no edge case handling, no "maybe we should reconsider" paths—just pure, unadulterated compliance. It's like having a junior dev who's never said no to a feature request in their entire career. The retro computer setup adds extra chef's kiss energy because even ancient hardware knew to ask "Are you sure?" before formatting your drive, but modern AI? Nah, we're going full speed ahead on every request.