Wrong-number Memes

Plot twist: the real Claude has been stuck in a pickleball tournament for months, desperately trying to tell people he's not an AI assistant. Meanwhile, developers keep asking him to debug their React components between serves. The guy just wanted to play some recreational sports, but now he's being asked to write cold emails to Fortune 500 CEOs with "no mistakes" - the pressure is unreal. Someone please rescue this man from the courts before he actually becomes sentient from all the coding requests.