Technical-vs-business Memes

That beautiful moment during a performance review when your manager starts talking about "aligning with business objectives" and "stakeholder synergy" and you're just sitting there thinking about that gnarly algorithm you want to optimize. Some of us got into this field because we genuinely enjoy making machines bend to our will, not because we dream of quarterly revenue targets and cross-functional collaboration matrices. The career ladder? Sure, I'll climb it. But only if each rung gets me closer to more interesting technical problems, not PowerPoint presentations.