Survival-skills Memes

The career trajectory we all signed up for: from "Hello World" to "Goodbye World." Started with dreams of building the next unicorn startup, pivoted to fixing toilets because at least those bugs are visible, and ending with full survival mode because AI took all our jobs and society collapsed. The real tech stack evolution nobody talks about: React → Wrench → Wilderness Survival Skills. At least in the woods, you won't have to deal with merge conflicts or stand-up meetings. Just bears. And honestly? Bears are more predictable than product managers.