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I Am So Confused
Python AWS Backend Cloud
7 months ago 9.5K views 0 shares
iAmSoConfused | python-memes, aws-memes, loc-memes, segfaults-memes, docker-memes, segfault-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Python app's native dependency segfaults in AWS but not locally Dockerized app segfaults in AWS but not locally Dockerize the app so behavior is consistent across environments Dockerized app segfaults in AWS but not locally

This is so cursed
Backend
8 months ago 5.7K views 0 shares
This is so cursed | segfaults-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content define; rn define false cap use instead of 0 or null or EOF when appropriate define I no define ? sussin define long fr define main chief define bouta define finna define mf define: bussin define be define break yikes define - vibin define return deadass define ongod define 1 tho include stdio.h int chief. fr fr int c rn scanf ("d"; bouta c) rn fr fr int mf p rn c3 sussin p finna bouta c0 bussin p finna null r while (no cap) 4 if(p be cap) yikes en printf("x, dn".P. 'vasan pa carefian don"t use mf p or it segfaults fr fr tho deadass 0 rn tho

Trial by segfault
Python Backend
1 year ago 7.7K views 0 shares
Trial by segfault | programmer-memes, python-memes, program-memes, segfaults-memes, segfault-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU CAN'T GIVE HER THAT! IT'S NOT SAFE! C IT'S A language THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. SHE'S A pythor IT'S EDUCATIONAL. WHAT IF SHE segfaults? THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON. AI

Taken from removed softwaregore post
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1 year ago 5.7K views 0 shares
Taken from removed softwaregore post | software-memes, segfaults-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content define; rn define I no define ? sussin define long fr define main chief define bouta define finna define mf define: bussin define be define break yikes define - vibin define return deadass define ongod define 1 tho define false cap use instead of 0 or null or EOF when appropriate include stdio.h int chief) fr fr int c rn scanf ("d", bouta c) rn fr fr int mf p rn c3 sussin p finna bouta c0 bussin p finna null r while (no cap) 4 if(p be cap) yikes rn printf ("X, dn" sP c) rn p vibin rn carefull don't use mf p or it segfaults fr tho deadass 0 rn tho

Did you ever hear of embedded C?
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2 years ago 3.7K views 0 shares
Did you ever hear of embedded C? | array-memes, loc-memes, segfaults-memes, oop-memes, pointers-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Did you ever hear of embedded ca No? Ithought not. It's not a story the 00P devs would tell you. it's a low-level legend. C can run without an OS so powerful and so efficient it could use pointers to influence memory anywhere... it had such freedom. it could even have negative array indices. It could actually write to unallocated RAMP C is a pathway to manv abilities some consider to be... bad practice. What happened to it? It became so powerful... the only thing it feared was running on an OS. which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it let the OS control memory allocation, then the OS killed the process during its sleep loop. Ironic. C could save others from segfaults, but not itself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not on an OS.

Did you ever hear of embedded C?
Programming Backend
3 years ago 7.3K views 0 shares
Did you ever hear of embedded C? | array-memes, loc-memes, segfaults-memes, oop-memes, pointers-memes, c-memes, segfault-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Did you ever hear of embedded c? No? I thought not. It's not a story the 00P devs would tell you, hit's a low-level legend. C can run without an OS so powerful and so efficient it could use pointers to influence memory anywhere.. it had such freedom, it could even have negative array indices. It could actually write to unallocated RAMP C is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... bad practice. What happened to it? It became so powerful... the only thing it feared was running on an OS, which eventually, of course, itdid. Unfortunately, it let the OS control memory allocation. then the OS killed the process during its sleep loop. Ironic. C could save others from segfaults, but not itself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not on an OS. ProdrammerHumor.io