Nothing quite captures corporate regret like realizing your AI subscription costs more than the entire engineering team you just laid off to "cut costs." The beautiful irony here is that companies are paying Anthropic's enterprise rates thinking they're being efficient, only to discover they could've kept actual humans on payroll for less money. But hey, at least Claude doesn't need health insurance or complain about work-life balance, right? The real kicker is that those fired developers probably would've built a cheaper solution in-house, but someone in a suit decided "AI transformation" sounded better in the quarterly earnings call.