Researchers Memes

AI researchers out here speedrunning both the apocalypse AND utopia simultaneously. The rest of us are watching them build systems that could either automate away all human suffering or just automate away all humans, and they're like "why choose?" They're literally creating AGI that hallucinates facts while also curing diseases, writing flawless code while also generating deepfakes, solving climate models while also consuming enough energy to power a small nation. Schrödinger's technology, except the cat is humanity and the box is a GPU cluster running at 100% capacity.