Refinement Memes

Your scrum master knows exactly what they're doing here. They're gathering the entire dev team for a "refinement meeting" to discuss estimates, fully aware that every single story is getting slapped with a 2MD (2 Man Days) label regardless of complexity. Could be "add a button"? 2MD. Could be "refactor the entire authentication system and migrate to OAuth2"? Also 2MD. That forced smile says it all—the kind of grin you give when you're about to waste 10 people's time in a meeting that could've been an email. They already know the PM wants everything done yesterday, so why bother with realistic estimates? Just smile, nod, and watch the burndown chart become a vertical line next sprint. The real kicker? Everyone in that meeting knows it's theater, but we all show up anyway because "process." Welcome to agile, where the estimates are made up and the story points don't matter.