Raw-pointers Memes

Modern C++ devs screaming about smart pointers like they've discovered fire while legacy codebases are just sitting there unbothered, sipping tea with their raw pointers like it's 1998. The absolute AUDACITY of these ancient systems still running mission-critical software with naked pointers everywhere while the rest of us are out here wrapping everything in std::shared_ptr and std::unique_ptr like we're bubble-wrapping the Hope Diamond. That smug cat represents every production codebase that's been "working fine for 20 years" and refuses to acknowledge that memory leaks are, in fact, a problem. Meanwhile, the modern C++ crowd is having a full meltdown because someone dared to write `int* ptr = new int` without immediately following it with a RAII wrapper and three layers of exception safety guarantees.