Randomization Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of Bogo Sort, the superhero nobody asked for! 💀 This algorithm is literally just shuffling cards until they accidentally fall in order . Seven attempts to sort THREE elements?! I can't even! That's like needing seven tries to put your shoes on the right feet! And the flowchart? Check for sorted → if not, SHUFFLE EVERYTHING and pray to the algorithm gods. That's not a sorting algorithm, that's a gambling addiction with extra steps! The best part? It has "the potential to rival quicksort" in the same way I have the potential to win an Olympic gold medal if they suddenly make procrastination a competitive sport. Theoretical O(1)? Sure, and I'm theoretically dating a supermodel! 🙄