Professional-troll Memes

Someone turned their LinkedIn into a monument to digital existence. "Subscriber" at OpenAI. "Listener" at Spotify. "Larper" at Meta (with the skill badge: troller). And naturally, "Rejected" by Y Combinator. The commitment to the bit is chef's kiss. They even got the dates right - been subscribing to OpenAI and listening to Spotify since Jan 2023, full-time positions of course. The Meta larper gig started in Jan 2026, which is either time travel or they're really planning ahead for their professional trolling career. Y Combinator said "no thanks" after 2 months. Even fake employers have standards.