Polyglot programmer Memes

You've mastered JavaScript, Python, Java, C++, Rust, Go, TypeScript, and 13 other languages. You can switch between them like Neo dodging bullets. Your brain is now a polyglot compiler that can context-switch faster than a Kubernetes pod. The reality? You're just writing "Hello World" in 20 different syntaxes and forgetting which one uses semicolons. But hey, for those 3.5 seconds before you check Stack Overflow again, you ARE a deity bathed in divine light, floating above mere mortals who only know one language. Plot twist: You still can't center a div.

Ah yes, the classic developer flex that immediately backfires. Nothing says "I'm a polyglot programmer" quite like admitting your extensive portfolio consists entirely of printing "Hello World" in 37 different languages. The painful truth is we've all done this in job interviews, meetups, or on resumes. "Proficient in Java, Python, Ruby, and C++" usually translates to "I once got a for-loop working in each after three hours of Stack Overflow research." The real programming expertise isn't knowing how to write in multiple languages—it's knowing which one to avoid for your next project.