Pm-problems Memes

The dictionary definition we all needed. When your PM asks how you optimized that function and you just mutter "algorithm" while avoiding eye contact. It's the technical equivalent of "I used magic" – vague enough to sound smart, specific enough to end the conversation. Bonus points if you add "proprietary" before it. Works in code reviews, client meetings, and when explaining why your solution is O(n²) but "it's fine, trust me."