Pension-fund Memes

When you realize your retirement savings are now tied to companies burning through billions with no clear path to profitability, just vibes and GPU clusters. The AI bubble has gotten so massive that even pension funds—the most risk-averse investors who usually stick to bonds and blue chips—are diving headfirst into unprofitable AI startups. Nothing says "sound financial planning" quite like betting grandma's retirement on a company that loses money on every API call but makes it up in hype volume. The emergency exit is right there, but like a good Ralph Wiggum, you're just gonna sit there and nervously chuckle while your 401k gets tokenized into oblivion.