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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Office hours Memes

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The Office Hours Protocol

C++ Programming Csharp Algorithms
1 month ago 116.9K views 0 shares
The Office Hours Protocol
Finally, a professor who speaks our language! The ultimate office hours protocol written in C-style syntax. Notice how there's no exception handling - just like real professors when you ask for an extension. And that Deal_With_Rejection() function? I've implemented that one countless times after code reviews. The best part is the default fallback: no matter what happens, you're probably getting a Come_Back_Later return value anyway. Ten years of engineering experience has taught me this algorithm is frighteningly accurate for human interaction in general.

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