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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Object pooling Memes

Posts tagged with Object pooling

Think About It: Reincarnation As Object Pooling

Programming Algorithms
1 year ago 282.3K views 0 shares
Think About It: Reincarnation As Object Pooling
OH. MY. GOD. This is the most BRILLIANT programming joke I've seen in AGES! 💀 Object pooling is that fancy-schmancy technique where you reuse objects instead of creating new ones every time to save precious memory and CPU cycles. Meanwhile, reincarnation is literally souls being RECYCLED into new bodies! The universe is just one giant garbage collector that never runs out of memory! Your soul is just waiting in some cosmic object pool until it gets assigned to a new baby. MIND. BLOWN. 🤯

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