Normal distribution Memes

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Bell Curves About Bell Curves

Bell Curves About Bell Curves
The ultimate statistical irony: a bell curve meme about bell curves that perfectly follows... a bell curve. You've got the low-IQ folks who think bell curves are funny because "haha, pretty graph go brrr," the high-IQ intellectuals who appreciate bell curves for the exact same reason, and the middle-of-the-curve galaxy brains screaming "BAN BELL CURVES!!1!" with the intensity of someone who just discovered their entire codebase uses tabs instead of spaces. The distribution of opinions about bell curves literally forms a bell curve, and that's the kind of recursive humor that keeps me going through sprint planning meetings.

The Bell Curve Of Programming Language Drama

The Bell Curve Of Programming Language Drama
Oh. My. GOD. The statistical distribution of programming language preferences is just a bell curve of PURE DRAMA! ๐Ÿ”” On the far left, we have the 2.1% of absolute REBELS who proudly announce "C#" to their horrified fathers-in-law. These brave souls are either GENIUSES or MASOCHISTS - there is no in-between! Then the 13.6% crowd - the "I'm not like other developers" crew who are secretly DESPERATE to be accepted by the mainstream but would rather DIE than admit it. And then? THE PEAK! The glorious 34.1% on both sides - the basic programming language enjoyers who just want to finish work and go home without having an existential crisis about their tech stack choices! It's literally just the normal distribution of human nature but with SEMICOLONS and SYNTAX ERRORS! ๐Ÿ’