Navier-stokes Memes

The infinite monkey theorem meets Silicon Valley's favorite toy. Someone finally gave a room full of monkeys laptops instead of typewriters, and naturally they "solved" one of the seven Millennium Prize Problems worth $1 million. The Navier-Stokes equations have stumped mathematicians for centuries, but sure, ChatGPT's hallucination engine probably cracked it between generating fake legal citations and confidently explaining why 9.11 is larger than 9.9. The quotes around "solved" are doing more heavy lifting than a load balancer on Black Friday. When AI generates a proof, it's less "elegant mathematical breakthrough" and more "statistically plausible word salad that sounds smart." But hey, at least the monkeys are productive now. Shakespeare can wait.