Imagine proudly announcing you're the lead developer behind Microsoft Teams and expecting a warm welcome, only to get immediately banished from someone's home like you just confessed to a crime against humanity. The audacity! The betrayal! The sheer HORROR of being responsible for the app that eats RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, crashes during important meetings, and has notification settings that make absolutely zero sense. This poor soul just wanted to make a good impression on their future father-in-law, but instead they've revealed they're basically the architect of corporate suffering. Sir, you built the digital equivalent of a haunted house where messages disappear, calls drop randomly, and the "Away" status mocks your very existence. Ten seconds is honestly generous.