Master-vs-main Memes

Someone just compared Git branches to hotel rooms and honestly? They're not wrong. One person refuses to check into the main branch because it's "shorter and doesn't make me horny" while another declares that master has SO much more aura than main . The drama! The PASSION! People out here choosing Git branches based on vibes and aesthetics like they're picking a dating profile. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember if we committed our changes before switching branches for the 47th time today. This is what happens when developers have too much time to think about branch naming conventions. Next thing you know, someone's gonna demand we rename develop to slay because it has better energy. 💅