Long-integer Memes

So you're innocently searching for C programming info and Google's AI casually drops the bombshell that "1L" represents ONE LITRE. Like, excuse me?? We're talking about programming literals here, not measuring out ingredients for your smoothie recipe! The "L" suffix in C is for "long" integers, not liquid volume. Someone at Google clearly needs to debug their training data because their AI just confused low-level programming with your kitchen measuring cups. The sheer audacity of confidently explaining that a C literal is a VOLUME MEASUREMENT is sending me into orbit. Pro tip: In C, the "L" suffix actually denotes a long integer literal (like 1L = long int), and "LL" is for long long. But sure Google, let's measure our integers in litres from now on. Revolutionary.