Logarithmic Memes

You've already achieved logarithmic time complexity—the HOLY GRAIL of algorithmic efficiency—and they're sitting there asking if you can squeeze out MORE performance? What do they want, O(1) for everything? Do they expect you to invent time travel? O(log n) is literally one step away from constant time. You're already operating at near-theoretical perfection, and here comes the interviewer acting like you just submitted bubble sort to production. The audacity! The sheer NERVE! It's like winning an Olympic gold medal and having someone ask if you could've run it backwards while juggling. Some interviewers really do be out here expecting you to violate the fundamental laws of computer science just to prove you're "passionate" about optimization.