Layered architecture Memes

Ah yes, the classic refactoring success story. You took that tangled mess of spaghetti code and transformed it into... lasagna. Still pasta, still carbs, just with more layers and a fancier name. The architecture is now "layered" which sounds way more professional in stand-ups, even though you basically just added more abstraction layers that nobody asked for. At least now when someone asks "where's the business logic?" you can confidently say "it's somewhere between layers 3 and 7" instead of "good luck finding it in that 2000-line god function." Progress is progress, right? The code review will be *chef's kiss* because everyone loves a good lasagna—I mean, layered architecture.