Keith the rat Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of someone to suggest that C++ would choose this... this... CREATURE as its mascot! 💅 For your information, sweetie, C++ is represented by a PROPER logo that's all clean and mathematical with pluses, not some mangy rodent with suspicious patches! The fact that someone had to CLARIFY this is sending me into orbit! Poor Keith is just living his best diseased rat life while being DRAGGED into programming language politics he never asked for! The real tragedy here is that Keith probably writes better memory management code than half the C++ developers out there. 🙄