Iso-c Memes

The C++ standards committee is literally speedrunning version numbers like it's a competitive sport. We've got C++26, C++29, C++32, C++33, and then there's ISO C just chilling in the graveyard like the ancient relic it is. While C++ is out here releasing a new standard every time you blink, poor old C is still stuck with C11 and C17, basically fossilizing in real-time. By 2050, C++ will probably be at version C++127 with built-in time travel features, while C developers will still be manually managing memory like it's 1972. The generational gap between these two is absolutely SENDING me—one's evolving faster than a Pokémon on steroids, the other's preserved like a prehistoric mosquito in amber.