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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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ChatGPT Is Made Like

AI Algorithms Programming
2 months ago 179.8K views 0 shares
ChatGPT Is Made Like
The public thinks AI is some mystical brain-to-brain knowledge transfer. Amateur programmers imagine it's a beautiful network of interconnected nodes making intelligent decisions. Meanwhile, actual developers know it's just a mountain of nested if-statements descending into madness. That bottom panel hits different after you've spent 15 years in the industry. Fancy marketing terms like "neural networks" and "deep learning" sound impressive until you peek behind the curtain and find what's essentially glorified pattern matching with extra steps. The "10,000 if-statements" comment is the chef's kiss of cynical developer truth. We're not creating consciousness—we're just building increasingly complex decision trees and hoping nobody notices.

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