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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Icu Memes

Posts tagged with Icu

Hey How's The Patient Doing?

Programming
8 hours ago 5.1M views 0 shares
Hey How's The Patient Doing?
When someone asks how a developer is doing and the response is "they're coding," it triggers two completely different reactions. Developers hear this and smile peacefully, imagining their colleague in the zone, headphones on, solving problems like a digital zen master. Meanwhile, ICU nurses who've witnessed the absolute chaos of human existence understand that "they're coding" means someone's heart just stopped and all hell is breaking loose. The medical term "coding" refers to a patient going into cardiac arrest, requiring immediate life-saving intervention. So yeah, slight difference between pushing commits to GitHub and pushing a crash cart down the hallway. One involves Stack Overflow, the other involves actual survival. Context is everything, folks.

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2 (Pieces) 3" and 5" Git Gud Graffiti Tag Sticker, Waterproof Vinyl Decals for Many Purpose Like Cars, Trucks, Laptops, Phones, Windows and More

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I can relate ๐Ÿ™‚

I can relate ๐Ÿ™‚

Programming
89.6K views 5 years ago
I Suffered A 'Guid' Collision 20 Minutes Ago

I Suffered A 'Guid' Collision 20 Minutes Ago

Debugging
579.3K views 1 year ago