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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Homework paradox Memes
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Parents' Perfect Programming Paradox
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1 year ago
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Parents thinking they can stop a coding student by taking away devices is like trying to stop a fish from swimming by removing the bathtub. That smug face says it all—"You've merely removed my distractions. Now I have nothing to do BUT code." The irony is delicious. Non-technical parents never understand that for software engineering students, the devices aren't the problem—they're literally the homework. It's like confiscating a chef's knives and saying "now go practice cooking!"
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